Here’s a Language lesson for today:
Some people have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology…
Artery : The study of paintings
Bacteria : Back door to cafeteria
Barium : What doctors do when patients die
Benign : What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section : A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan : Searching for Kitty
Cauterize : Made eye contact with her
Coma : A punctuation mark
Dilate : To live long
Enema : Not a friend
Fester : Quicker than someone else
Fibula : A small lie
Impotent : Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain : Getting hurt at work
Morbid : A higher offer
Nitrates : Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Node : I knew it
Outpatient : A person who has fainted
Pelvis : Second cousin to Elvis
Secretion : Hiding something
Seizure : Roman Emperor
Tablet : A small table
Terminal Illness : Getting sick at the airport
Tumor : One plus one more
Urine : Opposite of you’re out
WHY WOULD ANYBODY WORRY ABOUT ANY OF THESE? 😱🤠
Please STAY SAFE, but keep your sense of humor. 🙏🏽
LAUGHTER IS INDEED THE BEST MEDICINE for sanity. 😁
That was a most enjoyable tonic – laughed out loud sitting here in the kitchen with door open to beautiful sunshine and birdsong. Thank you for this and the very active streaming – night prayer is very moving. Thanks again. Moira (Paula’s sister based in Belgium)