• on 2nd April, 2020

Today’s Language Lesson

Here’s a Language lesson for today:

Some people have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology…

Artery : The study of paintings

Bacteria : Back door to cafeteria

Barium : What doctors do when patients die

Benign : What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section : A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan : Searching for Kitty

Cauterize : Made eye contact with her

Coma : A punctuation mark

Dilate : To live long

Enema : Not a friend

Fester : Quicker than someone else

Fibula : A small lie

Impotent : Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain : Getting hurt at work

Morbid : A higher offer

Nitrates : Rates of Pay for Working at Night,

Node : I knew it

Outpatient : A person who has fainted

Pelvis : Second cousin to Elvis

Secretion : Hiding something

Seizure : Roman Emperor

Tablet : A small table

Terminal Illness : Getting sick at the airport

Tumor : One plus one more

Urine : Opposite of you’re out

WHY WOULD ANYBODY WORRY ABOUT ANY OF THESE? 😱🤠

Please STAY SAFE, but keep your sense of humor. 🙏🏽

LAUGHTER IS INDEED THE BEST MEDICINE for sanity. 😁

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1 Comment

  1. That was a most enjoyable tonic – laughed out loud sitting here in the kitchen with door open to beautiful sunshine and birdsong. Thank you for this and the very active streaming – night prayer is very moving. Thanks again. Moira (Paula’s sister based in Belgium)

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